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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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