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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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