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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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