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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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