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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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