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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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