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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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