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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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