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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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