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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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