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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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