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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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