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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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