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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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