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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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