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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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