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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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