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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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