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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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