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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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