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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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