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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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