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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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