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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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