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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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