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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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