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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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