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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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