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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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