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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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