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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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