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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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