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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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