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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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