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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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