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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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