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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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