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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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