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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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