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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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