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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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