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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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