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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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