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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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