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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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