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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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