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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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