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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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