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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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