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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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